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A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense, the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week. 

The DJ, Sam, had many callers, but the following two stand out:

DJ : QFM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi my name's Dave.

DJ: Dave, what is your word?

Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Gaan fuck yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: QFM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi my name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff ,what is your word?

Caller: Smee spelt S M E E

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gaan Fuck yourself!