Today's smile is courtesy of Dawn.
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the
coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the
first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger
and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here
all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of
the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned
seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to
sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to
discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde
girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and
briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up,
says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the
The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together
ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."