Today's smile is courtesy of Colin C.
Three men: one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with piece of toilet paper hanging from his a*se.
The others raised their eyebrows.
"Will you look at that" says Paddy, I'm getting a fax."